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collegehumor:

Essay Typo: William Sharkspear

Live every week like it’s Sharkspear Week.  

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• Question: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA - Anonymous
• Answer:

  I’m unfamiliar with it. Do explain my good sir.

• Teacher: Why did you not study?
• Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!

Oh the irony.

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lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

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fuckyeahspaceexploration:

Atmosphere

thehoodlumchronicles:

I fucking love juice.　

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collegehumor:

Unfortunate Juxtaposition in Newspaper Layout

Wrong headlines, wrong images, wrong everything. 

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dontneedtobethesame:

censual:

omg

it was SOOOO cool!

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collegehumor:

Cool Pencil Structure

It’s cool until someone needs to borrow a pencil. 

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collegehumor:

Washing Directions: Fruit Salad is a Healthy Snack

They print this inside all pants with a 40 inch waist 

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my-psychological-tower:

My brain came up with a good idea-

“For a Memorial Day post, how about DCI Mass Ensemble Battle Hymn of the Republic?”

Here are all the non-finalist corps performing after the parade.

Except for some sirens, this is amazing, I hope to be able to hear this someday.

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